Room for Rent #2 – Company

We’re moving house in two days, and I’m putting my writing habit to good use by drafting a new ad each day until we move to help our landlords advertise some of the unique characteristics of the flat we’ve grown to love over the past five months.

Prone to loneliness? Living with eight others in a four bedroom flat will ensure that you never want for company again! We specialise in Spanish boys who smoke all kinds of things inside around the clock, sometimes on the toilet, and Italian girls with excellent voice projection skills who enjoy laughing, chatting and playing music until 2 or 3 in the morning on weeknights.