Room for Rent #7 – Breakfast in Bed

We’re moving house in seven days, and I’m putting my writing habit to good use by drafting a new ad each day until we move to help our landlords advertise some of the unique characteristics of the flat we’ve grown to love over the past five months.

Minimalism is the latest trend in real estate. This chic new pad offers pared back living, removing all the distractions that keep you from spending all your time where you really want to be: in bed. Free yourself from the oppression of a living area or couch. Have breakfast in bed every morning!