We’re moving house in nine days, and I’m putting my writing habit to good use by drafting a new ad each day until we move to help our landlords advertise some of the unique characteristics of the flat we’ve grown to love over the past five months.
Ever wish you could swap your flatmates? Well, we offer a flat which will get you one step closer to realising that dream. Our tenants enjoy the flexibility of being able to move at a moment’s notice (for a small fee). Where else but reality television can you find a room full of fresh new flatmates every time you get back from a short break abroad? Our tenants pride themselves on mastering name avoidance techniques to ensure they can live fully interdependent lives whilst never needing to admit that they don’t actually know each other’s names.